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Doom Compatible with McDonald’s Self-Service Kiosks? – (Press X to Doubt!)
I’m starting to become fairly convinced that, sooner or later, people will find a way to get Doom to run on practically anything even mildly electronic! We’ve seen it running on calculators, printers, drones, holographic displays, and even smart lamps. Put simply, if it has a computer chip, some memory,…
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EA Blunders With Hugely Ironic Twitter Post
In many respects, the gaming community has become somewhat comfortably accustomed to disliking EA. In fact, the borderline hatred has been so long-standing that they almost get a free pass these days merely due to the fact that every joke/criticism you could make against them have probably already been made,…
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Nintendo Fan Buys £30K in Stock Just to Ask if a New F-Zero is Being Made!
While there are a lot of questions I would like to ask Nintendo, if I ever got to pick such an opportunity, I think I’d like to meet face-to-face with the people at Konami. You know, just to ask them directly why they have so many excellent IPs that they…
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Internet Explorer’s Death Gets ‘Commemorated’ With Tombstone!
On June 15th (last week for those of you without a calendar), one of the most iconic pieces of internet history died. – Yes, following the expiration of its official Microsoft support, the once widely-used browser, Internet Explorer, expired. What did this mean? Well, while it still clearly runs, the…
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Elden Ring Players Find Illusionary Walls that Required 50 Hits to Break!
With illusionary walls representing one of the many key mechanics of pretty much all the Soulsborne franchises, players often feel tempted to hit anything that looks mildly suspicious in the hope that it will disappear and either open up a shortcut or reveal some nice new loot! – It is,…
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Internet Outtage in Canada Blamed on Beavers
Did you know that we used to have beavers in the UK? Given that they went extinct around 400 years ago, I can only presume that we either shot them or turned them into a pie. For Canada, however, it is well known that while certainly cute, adorable, and iconic…
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Microsoft Commits to Xbox Series X Themed Fridges!
When the Xbox Series X design was revealed last Summer, it produced several memes with many people comparing its aesthetics to a fridge/freezer. Admittedly, the comparison wasn’t far off the mark and certainly got a few laughs from the internet community. Following a Twitter post by Aaron Greenberg (GM of…
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Prison Escapee Caught While Out Buying Call of Duty – Video!
I daresay that many of you were more than a little anxious to grab your copy of Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War when it came out last November. One such person was undoubtedly Clint Butler who would’ve clearly loved to have tried it out too but sadly was…
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Call of Duty Warzone Players Crash Game With Huge Explosion
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again, Call of Duty Warzone is quite possibly one of the best iterations of the ‘battle royale’ genre we have seen to date. Yes, the game has had its problems, and unless Activision finally gets ahead of the cheating issue, will continue…
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Amazon Alters App Logo After Awkward Comparisons Are Made
When you recently picked up your smartphone or tablet, you may have noticed that Amazon decided to update its shopping App logo. Nothing too important about that, right? I mean, they did it a month ago, and we didn’t bother telling you about it, so it couldn’t have been! Well,…
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Why Have A Rumble Controller When You Can Make a Rumble Desk?
Although I certainly stand to be corrected, it’s my general understanding that ‘rumble feedback’ controllers were first introduced to a wide mainstream audience back with the launch of the original PlayStation 1. Since then, it’s a feature that has become entirely mainstream and common in practically every single system. What…
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Mikes Rant Christmas Edition – Craziest News From 2020
There is something of a tradition here at eTeknix that if a completely bizarre piece of news pings up on our radar, it’s usually me that writes about it. Not that I’m complaining, incidentally, as while I love writing about technology and gaming, it’s nice to have a brief break…
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GAME UK Announces Gaming-Themed Fragrances
GAME, the UK’s largest high street retailer of video games, has today proudly announced the launch of its first-ever foray into luxury perfumery, with the stunning unisex fragrances Eau De Plumber and FPS (First Person Scent). Available exclusively at www.GAME.co.uk, and available in time for Christmas, both fragrances have been…
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AI Camera Confuses Bald Linesman’s Head With the Football
Having been bald since I was about 24-years-old, I must confess to being not that bothered about it. Quite frankly, even when I did have hair on my head, I never did much interesting with it (except a rather unfortunate mullet period that I suspect my current baldness is punishment…
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Automated Race Car Starts, Then Instantly Plows into A Wall
Over the last couple of years, a new trend has started to rise in the world of automotive sports. Namely, RoboRace. So, what is it and how does it work? Well, while the race car is a physical object that sits and drives around an actual track, the main key…
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